After due consideration and an exceptional grooming session, I’ve decided to run for Governor. Maybe it’s been those extra good pieces of salmon Mama cooked for me or the gefilte fish balls – Who knows – I was won over or hung over or whatever. I’m excited to enter the race of a lifetime, and it may just be my 9th life – kidney disease and all…
But today I feel good. Mama encouraged me to post my picture with those of the cabinet I’d like to have, if I win, of course.
Just to show you how culturally & biodiverse I am, I am proud to announce Amber, a female lab mix, for Lt. Governor, and Chico, a male chihuahua mix for Attorney General. While Chico chose a casual pose for his photo, he assures me he is “not soft on crime”. Amber is a natural choice for Lt. Gov., for she greets everyone – human, canine, or feline – with a friendly smile and tailwag. And we all get along – kind of rare these days.
So, thank you in advance for your vote of confidence, on behalf of yours truly, Minnie, Amber, and Chico. What a great team we will be! I remain your humble and grateful servant,
From L to R & D: Minnie, Amber, Chico
True to You 